One correction from my earlier post.
The ninth one should read “Les Miles told Michigan he was scared of Tim Tebow.”
Go Tim!
]]>Buck Daniel- awesome Tebowisms
]]>If Jay-Z and Tim Tebow had a rap battle, Jay would have 99 problems and Tim Tebow would be all of them.
Every year Mt. Everest attempts to summit Tim Tebow.
Tim Tebow makes Taco Bell “run for the border”
The real reason Pluto’s not a planet? Tim Tebow threw it out of the solar system.
Under the word “Win” in the dictionairy, it says “see Tim Tebow”
There are only three absolutes in this life: death, taxes, and Tim Tebow beating both of them.
What do get when you cross a real, live aligator with Tim Tebow? -nothing, did you really think there’s something deadlier than Tim Tebow?
Les Miles left for Michigan because he was scared of Tim Tebow.
When he graduates, Tim Tebow is going to build a summer home in LSU’s endzone.
Do you know what AT&T stands for? “Another Tebow Touchdown.”
Tebow fired Donald Trump
Nike’s going to change their slogan to “Just Do It-unless you’re playing Tim Tebow, then forget it.”
In grade school when the class was asked to dress up like their hero, Tim Tebow came as himself-and so did everyone else.
Tim Tebow fought the law-and it never returned.
Nothing runs like a deer-except Tim Tebow on a slow day.
The reason gas prices are so high is because Tim Tebow hasn’t stiff armed them yet.
All I want for Christmas is for Tim Tebow to return my two front teeth.
Tim Tebow doesn’t arm wrestle-he removes limbs.
When Tim Tebow performs surgery, he uses a stiff arm in place of a scapel.
The reason Ford Trucks break down is because they’re not built “Tebow Tough.”
Tim Tebow schooled your honor student.
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